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Mercedes

two lanes over, three lengths ahead Inevers seen a car so cool
bright red two door convertible top with a three point star on the hood
I pulled up to look closer, and I saw in the drivers spot
blue eyed, lush lipped, drop dead temptress, fiery red hair on the top

chorus:
she had a real fine mercedes, she had a real fine mercedes benz

man what a car , man what a girl, man what a beautiful sight
I took her exit off the freeway and I followed her up to the light
I was almost stopped when I let off the brake and made contact with her bumper
she got out mad, but I walked away with her telephone number

chorus 2:
she had a real fine mercedes, she had a real fine mercedes, she had a real fine mercedes and a frame that was built for sin
she had a real fine mercedes, a real fine mercedes honey baby let me take you out for a spin

bridge: there’s always a downside to love at first site, even when you know that it’s real
now was it that woman that I fell for or was it just her automobile?

she was more than i could handle , she was jealous like a child
she said I was a loser, she called me a fool and a jerk
but that was alrioght , everything was just fine when she let me drive the thing to work
chorus3
she had a real fine mercedes (etc.) but she drove me around the bend, she drove off all my friends, she had one real fine mrecedes benz

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